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Milestones Reached in 2015, and to Look to in 2016

March 28, 2016March 29, 2016Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on Milestones Reached in 2015, and to Look to in 2016

We saw some great milestones reached in 2015 in the NFC North. But that also means we have some things to look forward to in 2016. We have some individual milestones and some team milestones as well Adrian Peterson vaulted into the top 20 in career rushing yardage and now ranks 17th with 11,675 career […]

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What to Hate About Cleveland

March 22, 2016March 29, 2016Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Cleveland

Welcome to one of the shittiest cities in all of America. The Mistake by the Lake, Cleveland Ohio. When your top selling point is that “Hey, we’re not Detroit” then you know you have hit rock bottom, unless of course you’re Detroit. Without further ado here are 10 reasons to hate Cleveland 1) The Cuyahoga […]

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Why Cincinnati Sucks

March 15, 2016March 15, 2016Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on Why Cincinnati Sucks

Welcome to the Queen City. Where humidity reigns and the football team is cursed.  In my estimation the only redeeming quality of  Cincinnati is that they are too smart to be fans of the Buckeyes.  The suburbanites are all Kentucky fans and the natives choose between Cincinnati and Xavier. Here are 10 reasons to hate […]

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Cats Man, how the Fuck do they Work?

March 10, 2016March 10, 2016bpLeave a Comment on Cats Man, how the Fuck do they Work?

“Cats really are a mystery. I still don’t know how they work, and I’ve taken apart a couple dozen of them to try to find out.“ — Teddy Roosevelt  

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