PROCTOLOGISTICS A Packers Fan Prayer May the road rise up to meet you May the first game kick you squarely in the crack of the ass May the Packers shit right upon your face And may John Fox hold you in the palm of his hands Week one is behind us. There is no arguing […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Free Agency – check Draft – check Training camp – check Pre-season – check You know what this means? IT’S TIME FOR FOOTBALL! Oh, wait…I guess I’m leaving out the few remaining days when fans of all teams get to talk smack, before their teams hit the field and their dreams come crashing down […]
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The Bears wanted to be fooled. At 3:48 a.m. PST Monday, police officers were dispatched to the Santa Clara home of Chicago Bears defensive end Ray McDonald after McDonald reportedly assaulted a woman holding an infant. According to an emergency call from the mother of McDonald’s ex-fiancée, a drunk McDonald acted violently toward his ex, causing her […]
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Thus far this off-season the Chicago Bears have been quiet with player transactions, with only tight end Zach Miller and cornerbacks Demontre Hurst and Al Louis-Jean receiving modest contract extensions in the month of February. Certainly new general manager Ryan Pace and head coach John Fox are taking their time in evaluating the Bears roster […]
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