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THE GOAT

CYST: Week 6

October 10, 2019October 17, 2019John Nichel9123 Bad Takes

Allow me to open up to our resident fans of sports franchises from the state of Georgia.  As a Saints’ fan, I know your pain when your football team sucks.  As an A’s fan, I understand what losing in the playoffs feel like.  I’m here for you guys.   HAHAHAHAHA, NO I’M NOT!  LOLBRAVES!   […]

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Brees Warmup

CYST: Week 5

October 3, 2019October 3, 2019John Nichel4304 Bad Takes

Before I say anything else, let me throw out a big thank you to Andy for installing a plugin that restored the backend of this site to the way it used to be.  MaC screwed it up, and Andy fixed it.  I love you man. #NoHomo #MaybeALittleHomo So, my A’s lost last night.  1 game […]

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All is well

CYST: Week 4

September 26, 2019September 26, 2019John Nichel6945 Bad Takes

I really didn’t want to write this today, partly because I’m lazy, but mostly because I didn’t want to move away from BP’s last article. I have no idea what the article said because I didn’t read it, but I was mesmerized by the title. I mean, “Wednesday Morning Thursday Night Preview“? Come on, that’s […]

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Ouchie

CYST: Week 3

September 19, 2019September 19, 2019John Nichel1432 Bad Takes

Football. Yeah, whatever. Meaningless game played by a bunch of bitch ass bitches with weak thumb ligaments. It’s a stupid game. I hate it. I’m only doing this because…actually, I don’t know why I’m doing this. Oh yeah, it’s either this or work, so congrats FYS, I’m more devoted to you than I am to […]

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