The situation In what’s been a buy off season for all four NFC North teams, we were treated to an early clash of division rivals on Friday. Heading into the off season, the Chicago Bears were faced with the prospect of their #1 corner hitting the market as an unrestricted free agent. By several accounts, […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS We will make America strong again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again. -Donald Trump Well, boys and girls, we’re getting down to the end. I hope you’re all enjoying your holidays, I know I am. I’ll keep this short and sweet, […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS The holidays are fast approaching, so let’s just dispense with the fucking pleasantries. We all know what a stressful and unpleasant time of the year this is. Stupid fucking company Christmas parties. Not like the old days either. No ass grabbing or xeroxed copies of Susie’s ass. No, we’re much too politically correct for […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS I’ve decided to take thenichels advice, and post photos in my comments for you illiterate fucks. I’ve also decided to take the best advice BP ever gave me when he said, “STFU, you ignorant pin-headed shart stain.” God bless Roy Moore, and God bless America! THIS DAY IN HISTORY (December 12) 1917 – Father […]
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