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Week 9 Power Rankings

November 6, 2018November 6, 2018MIBearFan3,810 Comments on Week 9 Power Rankings

Proctologistics   Well Gents, the season is officially half way over. I’ve never before been party to such a group of ignorant fucks such as yourselves. It’s time to drop some wisdom on your neanderthal asses. The fact is, the NFL has about a dozen mediocre teams, and a bunch of shit teams. Wins are […]

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Week 4 Power Rankings

October 3, 2018MIBearFan1,141 Comments on Week 4 Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS Yeah, I’m back. With a quarter of the season over, there is no sign that any of you can slow your roll and quit overreacting. I figured I’d jump in and set you cucks straight. It’s like you fucks have never experienced a full season of football before. I have no intention of explaining […]

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2018 PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS

September 5, 2018MIBearFanLeave a Comment on 2018 PRESEASON POWER RANKINGS

PROCTOLOGISTICS It’s time to drream, my brothas! Football season is upon us! Dream big my friends. Dream larger then life. I’m talking LKP dreams. I’m Talking SUPERBOWL!!!!!!! Gentlemen! It’s time to dream! The Lions could finally be Superbowl Champions!…assuming they can figure out how to win a playoff game. The Browns could stop browning… This […]

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FYS Week 16 Power Rankings

December 27, 2017MIBearFanLeave a Comment on FYS Week 16 Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS We will make America strong again. We will make America proud again. We will make America safe again. And we will make America great again. -Donald Trump Well, boys and girls, we’re getting down to the end. I hope you’re all enjoying your holidays, I know I am. I’ll keep this short and sweet, […]

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