Skip to content
Five Yard Slant

Five Yard Slant

Sports for Thoughtful Enthusiasts

  • NFC North
  • NFC South
  • Previews
  • Opinion
  • Analysis
  • Off Topic
site mode button

Tag: picks

Archie Manning

CYST: Week 9

October 31, 2019October 31, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 9

Midway point of the season, but not really.  Week 9 would be the mid-point if the season was 18 weeks long, but it isn’t; it’s 17 weeks long.  The middle of 17 is 8.5, so the midway point of the season was like 3.5 days ago.  Why 3.5 days?  Well, we define the season by […]

Continue Reading
He's Back

CYST: Week 8

October 24, 2019October 31, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 8

The future HoF’er, Drew Brees, was back at practice yesterday.  Aren’t y’all excited?  I know I am.  If we lose one game with this bitch at the helm, it will be time to sit his ass and put the GOAT Teddy2Gloves back into the game.  LOL, can you imagine?  Teddy taking Brees’ job from him?  […]

Continue Reading
Taysom 'THE GOAT' Hill

CYST: Week 7

October 17, 2019October 17, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 7

Yes, all the images on CYST this season have been Saints’ QB’s.  Deal with it. Seems like some things never change in football.  The Falcons suck.  Jameis Winston is not the savior that some snowmobile riding fans thought he would be.  Jaire Alexander is #bad and not #good.  The Bears will never have a HoF […]

Continue Reading
THE GOAT

CYST: Week 6

October 10, 2019October 17, 2019John NichelLeave a Comment on CYST: Week 6

Allow me to open up to our resident fans of sports franchises from the state of Georgia.  As a Saints’ fan, I know your pain when your football team sucks.  As an A’s fan, I understand what losing in the playoffs feel like.  I’m here for you guys.   HAHAHAHAHA, NO I’M NOT!  LOLBRAVES!   […]

Continue Reading

Posts navigation

Older posts
Newer posts
| Theme: News Portal by Mystery Themes.
  • Click here for poop porn
  • Contact Us