Proctologistics If you like high scoring weeks – this was your week! Unless you happened to be on the wrong end an ass whooping. I’m looking at you – Bears, Packer, and Colt fans! These three teams were beat by 38, 21, and 20 points, respectively. If you are looking for a bright side, at least they […]
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Proctologistics We are now 7 weeks into the NFL season. It makes sense that we should have a few things figured out, right? Not so fast. It turns out; the NFL is no easier to figure out than a woman. Cleveland and Cincinnati are like a frustrating prom date. They get all pretty, get liquored […]
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Proctologistics First of all, I would like to thank Andy Froehle, for stepping up in my absence. Secondly, I would like to apologize to my loyal followers, for turning over my precious jewel to a non-qualified, overreacting, pompous, self righteous, son of a bitch. My first order of business, will be to put the Bills […]
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Welcome to the first ever Five Yard Slant power rankings. Unfortunately, writer John Jedlicka had some unexpected bad news over the weekend, so I will be filling in by doing the commentary on John’s rankings. I know what you’re thinking, “Andy you’re not as funny and don’t look as handsome as John in a Cat […]
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