PROCTOLOGISTICS Perhaps I’m just being lazy, but I truly don’t believe I couldn’t troll Packer fans, or summarize the significance of this weeks biggest upset any better than simply repeating the words of one of their faithful fans. So, without further ado, I give you the gruff, but lovable, SDL: I’m not big on predictions. […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS First of all, I’d like to wish you all a happy Thanksgiving. It’s nice to have a holiday to celebrate a successful genocide. Week 12 officially marks the end of the bye weeks. This means there are no more opportunities for teams to sit on their ass and watch their divisions crumble around them […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS Week ten was a devastating week in the NFL for certain teams and their fan bases, and it gives me no pleasure to write these rankings. Ah, who in the fuck am I kidding?! Let’s have some fun! Denver has announced, that “due to injury”, Peyton Manning will not be starting next week for […]
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PROCTOLOGISTICS A QB got hit in the head. A dude poked another dude in the eye. LOL Broncos, Packers, Saints, and Falcons. There are still three unbeaten teams, but the rest is a mess. WEEK 8 RESULTS BASED ON RANKING As you know, each week I make picks for the following week’s games based on […]
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