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Author: Michael Gabriel

I am a hater of all things. I hate you, you and you. I don't don't know you and I hate your guts. I wish all the bad things on Earth to happen to you and nobody else. Now excuse me, but I have to go fill your mother's dish.

What to Hate About Green Bay

January 18, 2016Michael GabrielNo Bad Takes

The Packers have officially been eliminated from playoff consideration. For the 6th straight season, they have gone further in the playoffs than any team in their division. The last time somebody in the NFC North went further than the Packers in the playoffs, it was when the Brett Favre led Vikings to the NFC Championship […]

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What to Hate About Arizona, Playoff Edition

January 12, 2016Michael GabrielNo Bad Takes

Well, well, well! We come back to the scene of the crime. A 38-8 beatdown of Green Bay by the hands of the Arizona Cardinals in week 16. This week’s game hopefully will be a closer matchup, but at least we have a game and didn’t fuck it all up on a kick that your […]

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What to Hate About Washington DC

January 5, 2016January 5, 2016Michael GabrielNo Bad Takes

Morning Bitches! It’s playoff time. What does that mean? Well, for starters, it means the Lions aren’t going to win any more games. But, also, for the 7th straight season, the Packers will be playing football. Like Manna from Heaven above, we have the good fortune of playing the Washington Redskins, which should give no […]

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What to Hate About Minnesota

December 29, 2015Michael GabrielNo Bad Takes

Week 17! The moment of truth. The NFC North title is on the line this week, so we have to ramp up our firm grasp of hatred on our dumbfuck neighbors to the West. Minnesota doesn’t lack things to hate about itself, which is why we are able to put a second list of shit […]

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