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Week 7 Power Rankings

October 27, 2015October 28, 2015MIBearFanLeave a Comment on Week 7 Power Rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS This season can best be described as a suckfest. Teams are tripping over one another trying to earn that coveted first draft slot. What happened to the good old days when the Lions had a monopoly on disappointing their fans? Now we have Tampa blowing a 24 point lead…TO WASHING-FUCKING-TON!, Flacco and the Ravens […]

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What to Hate About Denver

October 27, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Denver

We have conquered the bye week. That means that our Sundays are off limits to our women until our playoff run ends. Sadly for Lions fans, that began in mid-October. This week the Packers travel to the Mile High City to play the Broncos. Don’t be stingy with the hate this week. You gotta puff. […]

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What to Hate About Bye Weeks

October 20, 2015Michael GabrielLeave a Comment on What to Hate About Bye Weeks

Well, we have gone through a few weeks in the season of hate. This week up on our schedule is……………uhhhhhhhhhhhhh. NOBODY! That’s right! There is nobody on the slate for Packers fans to hate this week, so instead we must lament the fact that since the Packers aren’t playing, and thus, there is no meaningful […]

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FYS week 5 power rankings

October 14, 2015MIBearFanLeave a Comment on FYS week 5 power rankings

PROCTOLOGISTICS This was a sad week for me. My dog Skeeter got sick on Sunday, and I had to have her put to sleep on Tuesday. It is always a hard decision to make, but there was nothing the vets could do for her, so it was the right thing to do. Someone should be […]

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